Spellbound as I was by Ridley Scott’s epic, it was the film’s smaller details that enchanted me as much as its expansive dystopian theme.
In particular, the LED illuminated umbrella which featured heavily in the perennially drizzling market underworld. How I yearned for one of those umbrellas for decades.
Turns out they’ve been on offer for a while for just $20 at thinkgeek.com.
Which got me thinking, as well as ultimately vacillating.
Once the fanciful figment of Philip K. Dick and Ridley Scott’s imaginations became readily accessible, it rather lost its appeal for me.
Worse still, I started to think about its practical application, or rather lack thereof. An illuminated umbrella shaft would be of no use during daylight of course, and in the case of nightfall, in fact a pretty bloody stupid idea.
Because while the LED umbrella might look terrific from the viewer’s perspective, illuminating yourself rather than your surroundings under a canopy in pitch black while it’s pelting with rain has all the hallmarks of an OH&S disaster in the making.
But all is not lost when you transfer the principle with greater pragmatism.
May I introduce then, my personal f/light of fancy, the Blade Walker. Illuminate your gait and never put a foot wrong again with this lamp for the seriously cool limp.
Extra long version also available for the man about town, the Limited Edition Philip K. Swinging Dick Stick.
Either way, you can be your very own Android’s Beam of Electric Chic.
So you tell me … is this a replican’t or a replican do?